Why are we doing this?

Going to the convention. Writing about it. Spending lots of money. Standing a lot (this is the part that has me most anxious). Meetings, meetings, meetings.

We are doing this because the United States of America is a representative democracy. We’re doing this to represent.

We’ll be at the airport in less than 48 hours. I.can’t.wait.

(I’m sorry this post is not funny. I’m just so excited. I will try and do better.)